I don't know why I'm still on this website.

 

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

Tumblr either makes you

thefingerfucker:

  • Horny
  • Hungry
  • Want a relationship
  • Not wanna care for shit
  • Dance
  • Listen to music
  • Shop
  • Take weird ass photos 
  • Laugh
  • Depressed sometimes

(Source: smokin-my-inspiration)