I don't know why I'm still on this website.

 

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

(Source: fantastcbeasts)

frankushington:

girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?

me: *thinks about the electricity bill*

me: in the dark ;)

(Source: frankiemarx420)

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco)