I don't know why I'm still on this website.

 

kaseysellingseashells:

queerwashing:

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

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skullinski:

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this girl has some hella fine legs right?

right?

RIGHT?

R I G H T?

WRONG

it’s albert einstein

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petpup:

today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont associate with people who call themselves papa bear

rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep